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  • Perú Wrap-up, El Salvador Redux

    Perú Wrap-up, El Salvador Redux

    Pretty intense jump from chilly mountains to warm beach…

    This is half-baked, but it’s fresh. Something compels me to get this down before it fades into memory.

    Perú is a fantastic place, and I intend to return there as a dedicated tourist. My current situation is hybrid; I have a day job which I take seriously, but this job allows me a certain amount of bandwidth to explore the world (and escape miserable NYC winters) so I might as well take advantage of it.

    Perú, a country bigger than Alaska and California combined and even more geologically diverse, impressed me and challenged me. I only saw a tiny little bit of it, just a few days in Lima and a couple weeks in Cuzco. Either place deserves a full-spectrum experience. Cuzco (aka “Cusco”), was especially other-worldly, though Lima was a highly enticing tease since it’s such a massive city with so much happening. The little bit I tasted, I liked a lot. Felt like a place worth spending a year or more. Lima felt comfortable, like a place where I could easily make friends and music.

    Cuzco was a totally different story. Like most places in the world that survive on tourism, a cold distance, a cultural void spanning galaxies , made me feel welcome-not-welcome. Oddly, I did connect with a few locals and even met a friend who makes me want to go back. But I could never live there; too damn cold, too far away from “home,” wherever that is.

    Even with a constant sense of not belonging, lingering discomfort from the altitude and cold, I developed a deep respect for the culture and power of the place. The “fashion scene” absolutely blew me away. Baby alpaca wool is the finest fabric in the world, and the clothing produced from it is exquisite. By accident, I ended up learning something about how they produce it. A quechua woman demonstrated with her own hands how they color it with natural plants that grow, impossibly, at 3000+ meters above sea level. Those colors are sublime and unique and muy hermoso.

    The experience of “seeing how it’s done” drove home what I was talking about in the very first post of this version of this blog: No Logo. Quality speaks for itself. The beautiful clothing of Cuzco, with its unique, inimitable style, locally designed and sourced, locally produced, locally sold (at premium prices), is as fine as any apparel in the world. As a matter of fact, I would say that Cuzco is a fashion capital as much as Paris, New York, or Milan… more so, in fact.

    A Gucci label doesn’t say “quality” to me; it says “Insecure sucker who will overpay for mediocrity.” What says “quality” to me is something else. Is it beautiful? Is it natural? Does it serve its purpose (making the wearer both lovely and warm)? Is it unique? Does the soul of its creator live on through the work?

    Yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes? OK, it’s cool. It’s stylish. It’s quality.

    Cuzco was full of that, and I haven’t even gotten started on the ruins and other-worldly sense of civilization. In fact, I’m only going to touch on that; you can visibly see civilization being built on top of civilization for millennia in that place, in real time, in real life. The Inca told the Spanish (and this is documented) that they had built on top of an older, more advanced civilization, just as the Spanish eventually did to the Inca. To this day, nobody knows how the original stone work was done, upon which the cathedrals and elegant, non-corporate-chain hotels (and even the less classy corporate ones, the JW Marriott and whatever) were built. You can still see that stone work right in the center of town. You don’t even need to follow the tourist hordes to Machu Picchu.

    Cuzco stone work
    See how the stones on top are not as big or perfect as the ones on bottom? See how there’s no cement? Top stones are Inca. Bottom, pre-Inca. Not shown — shitty Spanish masonry on top. Civilizations are built on top of civilizations, and for the past 3000 years or so, devolution has been the trend.

    If you want to ride a horse or hike a bit, you can even see what Machu Picchu looked like before it was excavated. It’s mind-blowing. One gets the sense that once upon a time, a much bigger city existed there in the uninhabited heights.

    Even with this sense of wonder, every second I spent in Cuzco, I felt a bit out of place, a bit uncomfortable, except in bed where I slept wonderfully in the cool of night, soothed by the warm embrace of heavy natural bedding.

    Let’s skip to the chase, returning to El Salvador…

    It was a stressful journey. I won’t bore you with the details. I traveled off the beaten path a bit, making a direct beeline from the mountainous chill and light air to the hottest place I’ve ever been, right at sea level: El Salvador.

    As I write this, I’m about 10 feet above the crashing waves, in a bungalow on a cliff rooted in the beach, a cliff that will eventually succumb to the waves and become beach. It’s warm. It was hot this afternoon.

    And, goddamn, it feels good!

    If you’ve been following this blog, you know that my travel in Perú — wonderful and worthwhile as it was — was fraught with stress and peril. El Salvador is a totally different experience. They don’t fingerprint me on my way in (and OUT ?!?) of the country. My accommodations were graciously prepared (and I haven’t even paid for them yet, though I will, of course). The locals are warm and welcoming. I don’t have to put on shoes and socks, let alone a coat and hat.

    It feels so good to be barefoot again, roasting in the sun, calmed by the rolling waves. I feel so clean, having spent some time frolicking in the salty sea. My neighbors are friendly. Oh, and I can breathe. Honestly, it wouldn’t surprise me if I’ve already lost weight; exercise at 3100m above sea level is… burdensome.

    Yeah, I’m more of a beach bum than a mountain boy, for sure. Just 24 hours ago I was gasping for breath, chasing down my ride to the airport. Now I’m chillin’ like Bob Dylan, enjoying the mating calls of geckos as a percussive enhancement to the infinite melody of waves, warm and happy as a clam. Another day, another timeline jump…

    It’s not just the warmth and thick, oxygenated air that I like about El Salvador; it’s the sense of participating in history.

    Not sure if I’ve mentioned that one of the more uncomfortable moments in Perú was having a cajero gobble up — for no apparent reason — my suitably funded Fidelity debit card. By the way, if you’re traveling internationally, I recommend getting that card as it waives all ATM fees and foreign transaction charges. Of course I had a backup debit card from my shitty (hint) bank. The magnetic strip on that old card had given out. It worked as tap-to-pay but wouldn’t give me cash. That kind of sucked, not having access to cash.

    Since I’ll be here for the next several weeks, I thought, “Well, I’ll have Fidelity send me a replacement card.”

    Then I went to the supermarket, and the moment of epiphany hit. A big, modern supermarket had a sign on the checkout line, “Aquí puede pargar con Bitcoin.”

    As it turns out, I have a bit of Bitcoin dust in a wallet on my phone. I put a couple hundred bucks worth there a few years ago as an emergency measure. Turns out, it’s… uh… more than a couple hundred bucks now. I thought, “What the heck, let’s see how this works.”

    It was so easy. It was so quick. It didn’t involve any bank or intermediary, just me paying the store directly, as if with cash.

    Fix the money, fix the world -- Bitcoin
    Fix the money, fix the world. Yup.

    At some point I realized that they have Bitcoin ATMs here. I can just get some cash with my phone, directly, without need for a bank. Suffice to say, I will wait until I return to ‘Mairka to get a replacement for the inexplicably devoured Fidelity debit card. Bitcoin works here, and I have a bit, as it turns out.

    That got me thinking about Bukele and El Salvador (“The Savior”). It wouldn’t surprise me if El Salvador ended up being the Singapore of the Americas. It’s a very similar situation.

    If you look at Singapore today, you would never believe that just 75 years ago it was a poor, crime-ridden backwater. Now it is a clean, modern, multi-cultural powerhouse, a great innovator in finance, a beacon of prosperity.

    Why? Lee Kwon Yoo. He cleaned up the crime, made bold moves in terms of commercial/financial innovation, and turned Singapore into what it is today. He was called a despot and a dictator by The New York Slimes and all the usual suspects, but the proof’s in the puddin’, darlin’. Results speak for themselves, not unlike quality.

    Don’t get me wrong. I’m not talking about cosmetics, here. I hope that El Salvador doesn’t go so far as making chewing gum illegal.

    There is a lot of hope here, and if Bukele plays his cards right, El Salvador could become a small-but-mighty beacon of prosperity in the Americas, as is Singapore to our eastern counterparts.

    I know that el Presidente has more important things to do than read this blog, but if I were to advise Bukele, I would say the key is in education and continued innovation. Of course the bankers will apply pressure to kill Bitcoin and other substantial financial evolution. Play their game a little bit but not too much. Most importantly, invest in education. A small country’s greatest resource is its people.

    There are plenty of folks like me who share a vision of peace and prosperity, a lot more of us than there are of “them,” the criminal parasites who once had their boots on the neck of the little nation in which I currently find myself.

    OK. That’s enough. I’m tired of staring at this screen. Time to watch the full moon rise and enjoy the splendor of nature.

    I really love El Salvador and wish the greatest success upon her and the world, and I hope to return to Perú one day as a full-time tourist.

    Peace,
    Chuck

    bungalow in El Salvador
    I’ll take this bungalow over just about any mansion in the US
  • More Perú Travel Travails

    More Perú Travel Travails

    It all works out, and it was a Sunday I’ll never forget.

    (Note: To fully appreciate this post, listen to me spin the yarn about my first few highly stressful hours here in Perú. This was done in audio format on my podcast.)

    Today should have been a Sunday fun day. The original plan involved sleeping in (which for me means getting out of bed at 8:00 a.m.), going for a hike, taking a nap after the hike, then watching my Broncos defeat the ignominious Patriots.

    It didn’t work out that way, but it worked out OK.

    Yesterday I realized that I had lost my Fidelity debit card, the one that gives me a full rebate on all ATM fees and cancellation of all foreign transaction charges. I tried my old fallback debit card and discovered that the magnetic strip is shot. Yipes. No access to cash. No bueno.

    OK, fine, whatever. Suck it up. Take a deep breath. You’re not gonna starve; you just can’t buy from street vendors. Not a catastrophe.

    That’s what I told myself yesterday.

    Oh, uh… rewind a bit. Two days ago I set my travel itinerary which involves spending another week here in Cuzco. Now that the altitude doesn’t faze me, It seems like a place that’s worth another week of my life. It’s like no other place I’ve been. Might as well enjoy it. I am, after all, a person who enjoys going places but hates travel. After all the trouble of traveling to this place and the way it has not let me down in terms of “this is why I travel,” it’s worth another week.

    So I got up at 7 this morning and booked another week at the hotel where I’ve been.

    Sometime after breakfast and my morning walk, everything changed.

    Early in the afternoon, I checked my e-mail. Reservation cancelled? Payment not received? WTAF?

    OK, dude, relax. Everything will work out. Deep breath. Let’s get to the bottom of this.

    That’s what I told myself. First I checked the payment. It had been processed.

    Next I went on the app where I had made the reservation, the one that had taken my money, and explained my situation. “Uh, I don’t want to sleep on the streets of Cuzco tonight. WTF, guys?”

    While chatting to the app rep, I talked to the manager of the hotel where I have been staying for the past few days and explained the situation. He assured me that I could stay here for the night.

    The app’s business office tried to call the hotel but got no answer. I jotted down the number that they were trying to reach.

    Went down to the desk and talked to the manager again. “Is this the number?”

    “Oh, that’s the number of the office. It’s Sunday, and they’re out until tomorrow.”

    That left me in limbo. I had a verbal agreement but nothing official. The app people were like, “Let us find you something else.” They made a few more calls. Same result. It’s Sunday. None of the office people for any of the hotels are working here in Cuzco.

    Then it happened, the miracle: I got an email confirming my reservation here at this very hotel. Someone somewhere had done me a solid. It wasn’t the front desk guy, either. He seemed surprised.

    After a few hours of stress, wondering where my payment had gone, whether or not I could securely lay my head in this comfy bed another night, having no cash whatsoever… todo bien now. Let’s relax.

    Off to the pub we go for some football

    Paddy's Irish Pub in Cuzco, Peru
    It’s a pretty special experience at Paddy’s, highest Irish Pub in the world. The food is decent and atmosphere authentic.

    The best chance I had of seeing an NFL game was Paddy’s Irish Pub which I had been meaning to try anyway. By the time I arrived, it was almost halftime, but it didn’t matter. The place was full of Euros and Latinos watching a futból match between Rome and Milan or some euro crap. Paddy’s only had one screen so I had to wait for that match to end.

    That match ended in a draw (soccer is so f-ing boring — who wants to watch for 90 minutes and have it end in a 1-1 draw? I seriously don’t get it.). It’s a fun game to play, but watching it? Yeah, not seeing it…

    Gimme football, man, Norte Americano-style.

    They tuned the TV to the Broncos game after the euros achieved their boring draw. I watched most of the second half. I was the only one in the bar who watched. It was surreal; here’s this huge game — winner goes to the gdmf Super Bowl — and nobody cares in 95% of the world.

    The Broncos lost, but at least I have a room until the next leg of this adventure which I will tell you about soon. Feel free to subscribe to this blog’s feed so you don’t miss a single, exciting post.

    Looking forward to tomorrow; that’s what it’s all about. If you can look forward to Monday, you’re doing better than most. After a Sunday like this, a nice, normal working Monday sounds pretty nice.

    Chuck with youthful alpacas and their mamas
    Alpacas are such cool animals, so soft! The fabrics are as fine as any cashmere.
  • Cuzco is cool… literally

    Cuzco is cool… literally

    The high life… literally

    Almost exactly 24 hours have passed since the wheels touched down, and I felt light and dizzy the minute I stepped out of the little old-fashioned airport. Having spent my formative years in Colorado, I’m no stranger to high altitude, but this place is twice as high as Denver, the Mile High City, and a thousand feet higher than Leadville, the Two Mile High Town.

    I have climbed eight or nine 14,000-foot peaks in my life. In that case, you’re just kind of up and down in a gradual way. Since you probably live in Denver or Boulder at 5,260 feet above sea level, camp the night before at 11,000 feet before the final ascent and only spend a few minutes at the peak, it’s really no big deal.

    Going directly from sea level to 11,000+ feet is a different experience. Fortunately, they have herbs and plants here which they happily offer upon your statement of being mareada (which I was). These herbs and plants actually help… and why wouldn’t they? The earth gives us what we need, when and where we need it. Peaches in the Georgia summer (peaches tangibly lower body temperature and provide electrolytes specifically lost by summer sweat) oranges and other citrus in the winter when the body craves vitamin C to fight off the winter colds. And so on… literally hundreds of thousands of examples of safe and effective natural remedies, but go ahead and ask your doctor about that toxic chemical they’re advertising on TV.

    (Sorry-not-sorry for kicking a bit of truth. Now let’s get back on topic.)

    After just 24 hours, I’m no longer huffing and puffing after walking a couple blocks. So that’s good. Impressive, too, considering I’m an overweight smoker of 40 years.

    The taxi driver from the airport told me as if he were stating a mathematical law that “la comida es mejor aquí” when I mentioned my wonderful gastronomical experience in Lima. He also suggested maté de coca and Agua de Flórida for altitude sickness. More on the latter later…

    He may or may not be right… but the food here is at least as good as it was in Lima. It’s different, though. Lima has great seafood and tropical fruits. Here they have a thousand types of quinoa and pretty little tasty flowers and alpaca and guinea pigs and all kinds of stuff that grows within 4000 vertical feet of here.

    I think I figured out why the food is so exceptional in Perú: This is basically California on steroids. It has a large north-south latitude range and a very large vertical range (0-22,000ft — Second only to India, a much larger country) that produces a vast array of fresh ingredients for well trained chefs. Indian food is wonderful too, but Peru is a lot cleaner — Japan levels of clean and tidy. It’s more comparable to California than India, but this place puts California, USA to shame in terms of its culinary universe, and that’s saying a lot. No shade on California (especially after the fires).

    Anyway, back to my first impression of Cuzco…

    It’s interesting that somehow the natives here remind me of Colorado “high country” people. Mountain folk just have a certain aura about them, a mellowness. Here it is amplified (“amplified mellowness” — there may be a lyric in there somewhere). I’ve encountered many people — including the taxi driver mentioned above and shop girl to be mentioned below — who just have a glow. Words do not capture this, but if you’re a high viber, you know how it is to be able to read people’s etheric bodies. It protects you from bad people, but it reveals the beauty of good people too. What can I say? I’m a hippy-dippy aura reader. 👽*shrug* If you don’t like it, move along; I probably don’t want to exchange energy and time with you anyway.

    The weirdest experience I’ve had here so far was wandering into a little knick-knack shop to buy Agua de Flórida, a fragrant herbal concoction to relieve altitude sickness. The bored-looking (and very pretty) shop girl offered me a massage when I paid. I didn’t take her up on it. I don’t think I could satisfy her with my current cardiovascular deficiency at this altitude anyway. It was strange; flattering, but strange. She intimated that this is not something she does normally, usually it’s busier, etc. … must have been ovulating or whatever. Women are weird. South America is weird.

    Another thing that was otherworldly was last night at 10:00 pm. This whole city went dead silent at the stroke of 10. I mean, it was so soundless that when I turned out the lights to go to sleep, slipping into slumber — seldom and issue for me — challenged me just because it was soooo eerily quiet!

    I slept like a log once the silence became comfortable, and a single little birdy woke me up well before I had to log in for work.

    After work, I ate alpaca meat and bright-pink organic quinoa for the first time and went for a walk (and encountered the horny shop girl, among other things). Composing this post, I watch the intense clouds change colors over the enormous mountains in the moments when I need to collect my thoughts between sentences or words.

    One last thing: if you come to Cuzco, bring a warmish jacket and hat. It gets pretty chilly at night. Hotel rooms have heaters, not air conditioners here. Cuzco is cool, year-round. The sidewalks are lovely too. Considering the terrain, that is miraculous.

    My mind has been racing like it hasn’t in many years. Maybe it’s the maté coca. I have a lot more to say. These are just my first impressions. Thanks for reading, and check back soon.

    Peace, love and all the good stuff,

    Chuck

    alpaca meat in cuzco, peru
    Alpaca meat in a wild mushroom sauce with organic pink quinoa, garnished with fresh veggies, herbs and even a flower